When I try to make new friends.
i think the greatest part about this is that it doesn’t matter which chameleon you were referring to they’re both equally accurate
some BODY ONCE TOLD ME that you have a boyfriend who looks like i girlfriend that i had in february of last year it’s not confidential but i’ve got potential a rushin’ a rushin’ around
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole